I think they should play the Super Bowl outside. In a resort area like Fargo. In a parking lot. Hey,they’re professionals . . . they should be able to figure out a hundred yards long and fifty yards wide in their sleep.
No referees, no television show tie-ins replete with glitz and botox. No announcers. No time outs. No half time and hence, no half time shows that last longer than the games. No instant replays. No sideline interviews.
Sixty minutes of football. Once the clock starts, it doesn’t stop until sixty minutes is up.