Game Show Porn

The “Sweetest Game Show Contestant. EVER.” Award…

I can’t decide whether I feel better about humanity or even worse about myself after watching Jenny play “21”. If I may impersonate a game show narrator . . . In her spare time, this school teacher searches for stray animals to adopt, treats homeless shelters to takeout and hosts blind children at her ladybug ranch. Seriously, check out Jenny Fernandez and tell me she doesn’t make Laura Ingalls look like a whore.

 

The “The Judges Will Accept That” Award . . .

Honestly? Every time I watch this clip, Kellie just keeps looking smarter to me.

 

The “Insert Dumb Blond Joke Here” Award. . .

Obviously, this Ken Jennings is not nearly as polished a game show contestant as Kellie Pickler.

 

The “How The Hell Do You Mess Up A Catfight?” Award

This menage-a-terror is why exorcisms were invented. A certain part of my anatomy felt like spaghetti after watching this car wreck.

 

The “We Took A Porn Film And Made A Game Show Out Of It” Award . . .

The microphone . . . the wardrobe . . . the decor, and the Bow chicka bow wow? Come on now . . .

 

The “Clean Dick Jokes Can Be Funny As Hell If You Have Steve Harvey As A Host” Award . .

The happy ending to this tawdrily forgettable post.

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22 thoughts on “Game Show Porn

  1. I always liked Maury ever since his wife, (Connie Chung?), said he puts his socks on hangers! He seemed a bit confused as host, but hey…those socks on the hangers makes him a true winner, at least for me!

    Good Gosh…

  2. Ha! This was funny. Believe it or not I used to watch match game back in the day and you’re right that pow-chicka-pow-pow song is a little out there. But I love the Steve Harvey one. He always cracks me up. His stand up was pretty funny.

    • Petal- When I watched match game as a kid, I really felt like I was getting away with something. Looking back on them now, I realize that Richard Dawson never had to stay out past seven o’clock. He got all his drinking and sex in at work.

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