Football season is that time of year when we give thanks to cheese dip, wings and sick days. Over five magical months, we’re allowed to use profane language in public venues, forego all family obligations, make stereotypical observations about other cities, use pizza as bribery and consider Tim Tebow to be a modern day parable.
Anyhoo, here are ‘ma headlines for the week that was.
Jaguars putrid offense contributes to last place finish in FIFA World Ranking
Steelers lose despite Trent Dilfer picking them to win
Jim Harbaugh’s jaw explodes in post game rant
Bucs season takes on feel of last ten minutes of “The Departed”
Panthers and Auburn discuss Cam Newton trade
Did you know?
The Greek philosopher and mathematician, Plato, created the first Fantasy Football League. The idea went nowhere since the NFL had not been invented yet. Plato turned his attention to establishing the tenets of Western philosophy and base jumping with Larry King
Ravens thankful for unofficial bye week after Browns win
Fan Poll: Redskins name change should rhyme with ‘Suck’
Promising Cardinals season gives Suns fans something to look forward to
Peyton Manning on pace to shatter the word ‘Shatter’
Dolphins 2-0 for 1st time since John Kerry was anti-war
Texans using more lives than cat who lives next door to Chinese restaurant
Chiefs reward game ball to Dez Bryant’s hands
Jay Cutler’s clutch performance deals blow to Chicago sports talk radio
Did you know?
It is projected that this year’s Super Bowl will take in more revenue than the Kardashians spend in an entire month!
Falcons defeat Rams in golf-like setting
Jets organization mulls career change
Chip Kelly Experiment: Even his defense is offensive!