You know what annoys me? When they make a superhero movie- like Spider Man– five minutes ago, and before it’s even out of the theaters, they’re already re-imagining that which is still being imagined.
That’s where Mustang Wanted comes in. He’s a real life Spider Man, no rebooting necessary. He was the best part of my online news grab. Cause the rest of this spin cycle was . . . annoying.
The DA is gonna file battery charges against Justin Bieber after he spit on his neighbor and threatened to kill him. Man, I wish Potsie 2K would have been neighbors with OJ.
And speaking of neighbors . . . Chris Brown claims he “lost everything” after putting Rihanna in the hospital back in 2009. Well, he didn’t lose his kneecaps to a Louisville Slugger. In my old neighborhood, that would’ve been the bill.
And speaking of bills . . . Hey, I get that CBS is swimming in the Red Sea thanks to all that money they forked over for the rights to the NCAA Tournament. But there’s no way in hell I’m sitting through thirty minutes worth of commercials to watch the last three minutes of a game.
TV Timeout Thought of the Day . . .
For the love of God, can our social media crazed society just leave Joe Biden alone for two minutes?
And speaking of sorry . . . My Yankees are receiving their Karmic comeuppance. That’s what happens when you tear down a living museum and replace it with a Tiffany showroom with ticket prices to match. After which they stopped overbidding for every pretty face on the hot stove because they didn’t want to take the financial hit . . since that’s what the fans are for. And now they’re fielding the first 200 million dollar Triple A team. Karma.
And speaking of amateur hour . . . Kim Jong Un claims his nukes are not for sale at any price and that he’s not afraid to use them. Puhleeze! The only people this guy is warring with are his barber and his dietician. Who’s he going to war with? Portlandia?
And speaking of wars both real and imagined . . . No matter how much the Fox News producers or Jim Carrey’s agent try, they can’t make me care about this feud.
And speaking of much ado about nothing . . . I disagree with the criticism over the Walking Dead finale. Carl was right to take down that Woodburian in cold blood. It’s not like they were going to be college roomies. And having the Governor go off the rails and then bounce may not appease those who were looking for a showdown, but it was the right move. I liken his disappearance to Darth Vader’s TIE fighter spinning through the galaxy at the end of the original Star Wars. Hell hath no fury come Season 4.
I feel me some Kung Fu Disco coming on. Eh, blame it on Joe . . .
drinkswellwithothers 
I wasn’t aware of the Jim Carey/Fox news battle, but I’ve been busy as usual. I thought the Huff post made a good point of keeping the issue alive even if it is in a very juvenile way. I haven’t seen Carey’s video.
The rest of it as you say, annoying… Have a great week!
Jim Carrey is arriving at a precipitous fork in his road. One way leads to more serious acting roles that he can cover (See Bill Murray), and the other leads to an increasingly bitter and graying man whose roles become ever more caricature in nature. (See Celebrity Rehab).
How about Dancing with the stars or Celebrity Apprentice!!!
Yes and Yes! Okay Susie, you really should be his agent. I have a feeling Jim is gonna need someone like you….
Poor Jim… 🙂
Nah…Jim ain’t poor. Sad, bitter, angry? Sure….but not poor.
If it gets up any higher, you’re going to need to put one of them red beacons on your dander to keep the planes from crashing into it.
They might as well shoot me into space now.
Jeeessshhh…the Yankees??? Vernon Wells? Lyle Overbay? Seriously? C’mon Man!! George Steinbrenner must be turning over in his grave with what his two sons & Cashman have put on the field..
I wonder if they’ve reached out to Brooks Robinson yet.
Every single item you pointed out annoys the hell out of me, too. But, good golly, Miss Molly, I laughed my ass off at the commentary on the Kung Fu Grandpa video. Thanks for that, Cayman. Really. Just thanks.
Oh, crap. Just clicked through the Mustang Wanted link. Is he for real? I’m betting he doesn’t make it to 30. Law of averages being what they are.
It was my first thought, and my second….I could definitely see Joe doing that whole routine. Only diff? He would’ve nailed it.
I agree, there’s no way this kid is making it to thirty. I would never, ever watch him in a live setting for fear that I was watching his last stunt. But those pictures and the video on his blog were mesmerizing. I think I’m going over to the park later to play around on the monkey bars….I’m inspired!
… and to think Yankees and Red Sox fans are thinking “Remember when __.”
The Yankees and Red Sox should contract Madonna for an updated version of “This Used to be My Playground”…to be played during the 7th inning stretch of every one of their games…
On the other hand, the season is young, so both are in the hunt!
To borrow from the great Yogi Berra, I’m afraid the season is getting late early. That’s okay, the Yankees have been in need of a correction for quite some time. It’s time for us to take our medicine and get younger on the other side.
And if I recall … you’re an O’s kind of guy …. and yes, I was at the offensive outburst the Reds put on the Nationals … Now I simply hope the Reds score the rest of the weekend.
So you were there for the 15 run barrage, huh? Be honest, was a part of you thinking “Save some of this offense for the Bengals”?
Although a blowout, it was interesting with 2 players yanking 2 out, plus pinch hit grand slam. As for the Bengals offense, I don’t think the Reds could even help them.
The Bengals have gone two for the last two post-seasons. This Dolphins fans can’t feel sorry for dynasties like that….
Maybe 3 of the last 4 … and not many teams have done that.
Had I been drinking a beverage at the time I read your Chris Brown comment, it surely would have splattered my screen!
Epic post!
Thanks man. I hope Chris Brown read this post too. I would take him on in a Kung Fu match up.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. I always love your lists posts. You and I get annoyed by a lot of the same things Justin Bieber spitting and then getting arrested… c’mon now and Potsie 2K I LOVE that line. And I had no idea Carrey was in feud, thanks for the update on that one. But I think my favorite was the video 🙂 Thanks for the laughs.
I’ve only watched that video about 4,143 times. Okay…..4,144.